Construction Crusader Gifts

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Farmers' Warnings.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Welcome Ghost.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Art Plagiarism

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Let's run it through legal.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Not The Real Me

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."