Construction Crusader Gifts

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Welcome Ghost.

Art Plagiarism

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Let's run it through legal.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Not The Real Me