Capital Crusader Gifts

Poor man and rich man

'To me, Sims, money is just the means to a higher-end...to make more money.'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Keyworker

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Welcome Ghost.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'