Castle Crusader Gifts

"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Security is lax on this side."

"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"

'Have I made myself understood?'

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

"I love what you've done with your hair."

Welcome Ghost.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Feral Goldfish.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

Sea Change.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Poor man and rich man

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Caped Character

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle