Castle Crusader Pillows

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Security is lax on this side."

"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"

'Have I made myself understood?'

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

Welcome Ghost.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Feral Goldfish.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Sea Change.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Poor man and rich man

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Caped Character

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'To me, Sims, money is just the means to a higher-end...to make more money.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.