Calcium Crusader Pillows

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'Do you think drinking milk will help my teeth?'

'How long have you been taking these industrial-strength calcium supplements?'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Welcome Ghost.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Sea Change.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Super-Mario Draghi

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Poor man and rich man