Chlorine Crusader Pillows

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You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Welcome Ghost.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Sea Change.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

It's a Dog's life

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Super-Mario Draghi

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'