Chlorine Crusader Pillows

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Welcome Ghost.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Sea Change.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

It's a Dog's life

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Super-Mario Draghi

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"