Calcium Crusader Gifts

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'Do you think drinking milk will help my teeth?'

'How long have you been taking these industrial-strength calcium supplements?'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Welcome Ghost.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Nervous Student

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Sea Change.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Super-Mario Draghi

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Poor man and rich man

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'