Cardio Crusader Gifts

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The trim reaper

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Nervous Student

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

It's a Dog's life

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Not again!"