Cardio Crusader Gifts

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'My feet are killing me.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The trim reaper

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Nervous Student

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

It's a Dog's life

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."