Cavity Crusader Gifts

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

dog vs UFO...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Do not think outside the box!

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Vigilante Dog

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

"I miss the old cubicles."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

It's for you.

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

In the Fever Cubicle