Cavity Crusader Mugs

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

dog vs UFO...

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Do not think outside the box!

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

In the Fever Cubicle

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'