Cavity Conquerors Mugs

'You will tell me if this irritates, won't you?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Crop duster wanted.

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"How was your day?"

Access Denied!

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Bear Office Worker

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I heard the boss is a control freak. He's very controlling and the employees freak out!'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"I'll be a little late getting home. My all-employee announcement didn't go over too well."

'Now what are you complaining about? I'm spending more time with you and the kids aren't I?!'

"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"