Goal Conquerors Mugs

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Deadline

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The Path

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

University of Adversity.

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

The experienced coach, like a panther, patiently awaits the precise moment to mount his challenge...

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'