Goal Conquerors Pillows

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Deadline

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The Path

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Contest to enter the University

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

University of Adversity.

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'