Cup Conqueror Pillows

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

A Learning Curve.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

CEO's office in a safe.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Contest to enter the University

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."