Game Conqueror Pillows

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Contest to enter the University

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Computer Gamers.

University of Adversity.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'