Chess Conqueror Pillows

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Good Luck!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Final Exams Tip

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Contest to enter the University

GCSE's

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"