Chess Conqueror Gifts

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Good Luck!

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Final Exams Tip

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Contest to enter the University

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

GCSE's

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."