Crossword Conqueror Gifts

You managed the Times crossword in one sitting? Yes, on my trip to Australia.

"A quagmire, Louie, is something you're stuck in and can't get out of."

'Bad dog, stop doing my crosswords.'

"I can't get this last crossword puzzle question. It's a three letter word for a small, domesticated animal with soft fur that people keep as a pet."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Gamers

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Good Luck!

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'I am not a robot.'