Crossword Challenger Gifts

Military Solution to Last Week's Puzzle

"I may look goofy, bu I'm in the New York Times crossword puzzle way more than Alan Alda."

"What's an eight-letter word for 'unmarried man'?"

Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I don't understand this. . . the crossword's been half-completed - again!!"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"Any clues?"

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Quick Crossword.

"Good news... the AFP have approved our crossword clues."

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette