Crossword Champion Gifts

"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

What's lower than a lawyer in 13 letters?

'What's a 3-word phrase for edible garbage?'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"A four-letter word? - Maybe we should ask Dad."

"Here's what you need to ask yourself: What's a seven-letter word meaning 'implicit'?"

Supernan.

I got a crossword for the lockdown

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'