Cryptic Crossword Champion Gifts

'Nurse with a degree! - Nurse with a degree!!'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Quick Crossword.

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

'One down, six letters, a drink of roasted beans No I give up - more coffee'

Acme crossword publishers building.