Cryptic Crossword Champion Gifts

'Nurse with a degree! - Nurse with a degree!!'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Quick Crossword.

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

We leave grandpa alone until he finishes his cussword puzzle.

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Uncle Murray Weekly