Crossword Champ Gifts

Ace Puzzle Books Ltd.

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

"'Expression of frustration,' 12 letters..."

A Crossword puzzle.

"And I bet you can't do a crossword puzzle."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

Bath Tiles.

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Quick Crossword.

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'