Chess Challenger Gifts

"Wanna play chess, Baldo?"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Bored Baker

Trojan Chess

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trickle down

Chess on TV

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Pawn Stars

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."