Board Game Challenger Gifts

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Electronic Abacus

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Chess on TV

Trickle down

Battleship Bingo Night.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Sod U OK!?"

The Waiting Game

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

Nobody move.

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'