Board Game Challenger Gifts

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Trickle down

Chess on TV

Electronic Abacus

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Sod U OK!?"

The Waiting Game

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"