Chessboard Challenger Gifts

'Checkmate!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Trickle down

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"Sod U OK!?"

"Here's your problem."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'...Or not.'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach

'I tried to call the math hotline, but predictably, I got the wrong number.'

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

Chess Disagreements

'One more line and I'll have filled the whole board.'

"I don't understand this. . . the crossword's been half-completed - again!!"

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'