Console Challenger Gifts

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

Please don't tell anyone we played video games. What's the big deal? You think this is more important than if we'd

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Heel! Pass it on."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Capitalism

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Gamers

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"When is it my turn?"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Selling Justice

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."