Console Competitor Gifts

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Internet Cafe.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

The Royal Wii.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Gamers

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"When is it my turn?"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'