Consoles Gifts

My brother likes computer games very much.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Gamers

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"We suck at this."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'