Consoles Prints

"I miss being a passive spectator."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

Rudy, I've always been a standing up citizen. Upstanding. What's with the suit? And I always pay my hot chocolate bills on time. And I brought him. Huh? I need to borrow $600 to buy a new Playstation. I brought him for lateral. You mean collateral. You can keep him 'til 2022 when I pay you back. Waaaa! Game consoles have gotten exorbitant.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Happiness is a warm Xbox Series X.

My brother likes computer games very much.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Due to hours of endless video-gaming, the Credner brothers each developed severe cases of PlayStation butt.

Santa selling a blackmarket Playstation 2

By the time they reach adulthood, many video gamers will have developed chronic 'Playstation Thumb.'

After all five flight controller went down with a stomach flu...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Gamers

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

The Royal Wii.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Cool game!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.