Console Gaming Prints

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Isn't it amazing how fast public opinion changed? Just a few years ago, most people were clearly against it. Now most people are FOR it. Please tell me you're not talking about how people seem more interested in Playstation than Xbox. This. Changed Everything.

You played Xbox 360 with Darlene. That's your confession? I'm a loser. Do you didn't cheat on Laurel. You just played a video game. Are you nuts? Maybe if it had been the Nintendo Gamecube, or the original Playstation. But the 360? HOJ. Have you seen the graphics on the 360?! You need inpatient care.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"We suck at this."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Video Gamer

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'I could only afford the Xbox 180, so you only get to see the characters from behind.'

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Royal Wii.

My brother likes computer games.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Eldrow

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Computer Expert

Second lifeReal life.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Royal Wii

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.