Console Gaming Gifts

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"We suck at this."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'I could only afford the Xbox 180, so you only get to see the characters from behind.'

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

My brother likes computer games.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Computer Expert

Second lifeReal life.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Royal Wii

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Cool 3-D screen.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"