Console Enthusiasts Gifts

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Football Accident.