Computer Gaming Gifts

'We'll never guess her password.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'I know you're afraid I'm not reaching my potential.

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

'It's called, 'Move Out Of Mom's Basement.' Only video game I've never been able to complete.'

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

Sale.

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'

Memory Shtick

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."