Computer Games Gifts

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

Game Addiction

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Computer Expert

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

'I asked the agency to send someone who is good at stealing cars and killing people and they sent YOU?'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Games and Love

'That's our computer that we use for school assessment scoring or, on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"

'Get down here and start your homework, you two. That's enough screen time for today.'

'I blame TV, computer games and the internet: None of my kids are bookworms...'

After the plane crash, Geoff realised he'd have to draw on his transferable skill set to survive.

"Wow, the way you crossed the road and avoided the traffic was so cool! It gave me an idea for a video game!"

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Please, sir. My fantasy stock league beat all the indexes, but I have no real capital to invest."

"Let him play. It's better than hanging around on those internet hate websites."

The Royal Wii

"Good and bad news I made big bucks today, but it was only in my fantasy stock league."