Computer Game Lover Gifts

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Marco ..."

Eldrow

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Sweep the board.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Computer Expert

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Second lifeReal life.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Internet Cafe.

The Royal Wii

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.