Video Game Lovers Gifts

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Overweight kids in US schools.

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Jungle Games

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'