Video Game Lover Gifts

Remember when I wanted to talk risk management, but all you wanted to talk was video games.

Dead man in hospital with 'Game Over' written on heart monitor screen

'Baking is my video gaming.'

A Visit from the Ghost of Pre-9/11

"What did you think I was chasing him for?"

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Cowpat Man.

Computer video dreidel.

'I'd like to trade in this Accountant's Creed for something else. What game you give me?'

Fantasy Football - Wayne Rooney. . .

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Kids then. . & and now.

Virtual Reality Check

"Don't you hate being caught in a civious circle."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Sweep the board.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to see you do this online."