Video Game Fan Gifts

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

Super PAC man.

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I'd like to see you do this online."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"