Internet Games Gifts

"Not only are you a cheat, the instructions to this Sim Game describes you as duplicitous, mendacious, disingenuous..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Bowled over again!

Holiday time.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

'Here's MY information highway!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Wifi in Hell

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Super Dog'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Likes: $2.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."