Internet Games Gifts

"Not only are you a cheat, the instructions to this Sim Game describes you as duplicitous, mendacious, disingenuous..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Super Dog'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"