Online Gaming Gifts

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

'And quit telling me to get a life. You know perfectly well it's too late for that.'

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

Online poker night, all players have laptops.

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

"Go out and play? What is this, 1962?"

A frat party at an online university

'Mafia Online.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"I don't know how to tell him but I've discovered Dad and I are playing each other on line."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Memory Shtick

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

When God works online.

'The diagnosis is that I'm a sad man who is too lazy to leave the house.'

Parachutist using computer in freefall, also using a parachute.

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Internet Cafe.

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

'Enter a credit card of your avatar is history.'

'Her name is Tracey. We met in a chat room on the internet.'

COVID Tech Fortress

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'He likes it cold in here, so he stays awake. That way he can gamble longer without falling asleep. Personally, I think he's going to catch pneumonia.'

"I accept the cult’s ‘terms and conditions’? I’ve never seen that before."

@Village

"My feet are getting tired. Do you suppose that we could finish this online?"