Online Gaming Enthusiast Gifts

If you don't stop inviting me to play "Fling Your Poo," I'm unfriending you.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Obsession with the Internet.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Second lifeReal life.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You've got computer-breath."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Internet Cafe.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.