Online Games Gifts

'I can't go mousing now Dad, I'm playing this new massively multi-user online role-playing game called 'Virtual Mouse Hunt'...'

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

"Wordle again?"

"In the beginning was the Worldle..."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

People play Scrabble on Facebook or their iPhone? Of course. Want to try it? Absolutely not!

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Computer games

"It's just not the same since Rover started playing online."

"It's another invitation to play Candy Crush Saga."

"Another Wordle show-off."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'How about a game of cards?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.