Online Gaming Hero Gifts

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Obsession with the Internet.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

Computer games

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Internet Cafe.

Teenage Angst.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Gamers

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

We have your internet connection.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

A frat party at an online university

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'