Gaming Champion Gifts

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"When is it my turn?"

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"We talk all the time."

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

'What's the score?'

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

After all five flight controller went down with a stomach flu...'

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

"I miss being a passive spectator."

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"

Bernie Muscovitz, Whac-A-Mole world champion (former).