Gaming Champ Gifts

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'What's the score?'

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.