Gaming Champ Gifts

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

I lost a bet with the cat.

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'What's the score?'

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

Apple Kids

After all five flight controller went down with a stomach flu...'

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

"I miss being a passive spectator."