Online Gaming Champ Gifts

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Net Bubbie

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

March of the Zoombies.

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Duel to the Death...

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'