Video Game Champions Gifts

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"When is it my turn?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

Don Quixote Video Game

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console