Xmas Console Champion Gifts

"When is it my turn?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Santa Self Esteem.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

Wii Childbirth

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

Fighting Video Game

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

My brother likes computer games very much.