Christmas Gamer Gifts

"When is it my turn?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'He's got your nose.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

"Elfis"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Reindeer

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Rockefeller Center."

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage