Christmas Geek Gifts

Santa Goes Hybrid.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"When is it my turn?"

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

The Post Of Christmas Present

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

'RECALCULATING!'

Claus on the Santa phone.

"A Santa bot? And you expect kids to believe in you?"

'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'

"He got a bad review on yelp."